Driving to chocolate

Sunday has been one of those days that has screamed you need chocolate.  Yup it was one those days from the very beginning.  Emme from the moment she got up was in a bad mood.  She refused to eat her breakfast and threw her self on the floor half a dozen times.  It wasnt a tantrum it was just her laying on the floor.  When it was time for a shower I put Emme in and went to strip livi.  Emme was yelling and when i came back she had poo in the shower.  At least she wasnt finger painting with it. After getting the girls dressed and put this cute hair bow on livi what does she do?  She pulls it off and pulls the flower apart.  Fun.  Time for church.  While putting the girls into car seats I noticed that Emme needed to be changed.  I had asked her twice during the morning if she needed to go.  No was her answer.  Since I was running late I figured that I would change her at church.  so right as we are walking into the church Emme goes oh no.  Her diaper had fall off onto the ground.  Boy that girl can pee.  This was in frount of several people.  Yup I am the bad mom who takes her kid to church with a dirty diaper.  Thank goodness one of the sister in my ward took livi so I coukd deal with emme.  Then came trying to find a place to sit since the room was packed.  Finally I found a place second pew from the front.  I hate this pew  I prefer the back.  One reason is my mother always made us sit there as kids thinking being in the bishop's eyesight would make us behave (nope it never did)  and if I get bored I can people watch. Plus the bonus is less people stare when your kid starts to act up.   Emme refused to be quiet she had been loud all morning and then she needed to be changed again.  So we missed most of sacrement by the time we done changing kids.  Poor had so much energy she didn't want to go back so she just ran around the Mother's room, while I chatted .  I know I should have headed back as soon as I was done.  But seriously I was needing a time out by this time.  
   So when we did head back Emme had no desire to go back into the pew.  Yup she just stood there and laughed in her evil laugh.  Which I swear she learned from Sarah.  Then when she finally came back in she was getting loud.  So I caved and pulled out my kindle.  I bring it cause it has all the scriptures and manuals on it.  And with all the junk I have to bring for two little girls I don't need to add to the weight.  She has a tangram game on it.  So she sat and did puzzles for the last couple minutes.  Then it was off to nursery.  Which she loves and generally has no problems.  Livi on the other hand took this time to start crying off and on for no apparent reason.  The only thing I could think of was she is teething.  Which made me a little sad cause it was my favorite teacher of gospel doctrine.  So in and out I went.   Relief Society was a little more sane.  Till Emme was brought to me.  There was the nursery teacher with Emme in one hand.  Emme was hold a dinosaur and growling.  (Cause that is the noise it makes) and in the teacher's other hand was a soaked diaper.  She had pee so much again it fell off.  I had to start laughing to stop from crying.  By the time I cam e back the lesson was pretty much over.  I was so glad it was time to go home.  And when Emme got home she threw up all over me and the kitchen floor.  Yup I was driven to chocolate.  I broke into the Easter candy.  I guess I will have to get more.  Five more days till next week.  Matt will be working again so I wonder what drama  my little angels will do next week.  I think I will have to stock up on chocolate for next week.